I am awesome

I've solved problems, scheduled interpreters, fending off muggers, saved a baby from a burning house, and wrangled an escaped panda bear back into the zoo. So...needless to say, I'm tired. OF LIFE.
Just kidding, only about the "tired of life" part, the rest is for real. Life is alright. I got a raise. Why?
I dunno.
Does it matter?
Not to me.
Do I like to ask questions and then answer them?
Yes. So suck it.

On the downside, I watched two hours of "House" last night. On purpose. FYI: It's a pretty good show. Except that "House" guy is a real D-bag.

I got nothing else to say.