Let's bad mouth

People I hate right now:
-Brian Somers, My ex-boss. Why? Because he left work before I did and he got here after I did and didn't do much in between. And then tells me I have to stay until 5:30 regardless. What a peckerhead.
-Alex Schneider, My ex-boyfried. Why? Because he thinks I'm asking too much when I want him to get his stuff out of my apartment that has been there a month after we broke up. He wants to do it over the course of three days so that I could spend my weekend waiting for him to show up and get his stuff.
-Beth Henriksen, my best friend. Why? Because she won't stop doing her job interpreting a call to come talk to me, so that I have write this stupid blog that will someday bite me in the ass.
-Interpreters in New York. Why? Because they won't respond to my email asking them to do a job up there.
-Anybody else I forgot, that I hate right now, I hate you.

Give us any chance, we’ll take it. Give us any rule we'll break it.

I did it. I got my way. I talked the man down. I got the apartment I wanted!

I am now going to live on the seventh floor of The Consulate with my good friend Staci. It's a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom large apartment, with floor to ceiling windows and a huge balcony. My cats will have plenty to tear up.
Oh yeah. I got a kitten. His name is Baxter and he is my little gentleman. He's very skinny because I got him from a rescue society and I thought if I know one thing, I know how to make cat fat. Look at Meena. So he's in good hands. So things are looking up for me.
I think I(I mean we) got the apartment because I gave an old beggar woman 35 cents after I bought a large slice of pizza. It's Karma dude. Karma. Life is a garden, dig it.

Fine. Here's some more BLOG

Apparently I'm not keeping up with my blogging responsibilities. So let me just tell you about my day. I woke up 30 minutes before I had to leave the house to get to work on time. But I made it, only 7 minutes late. Then I answered phones, made dreams come true, and ate a San Franciso Turkey Breast Sub at DC Hot. It was delicious, it had avacado on it. Then I went home and sat on my balcony and did the crossword puzzle from the express. Is this what you want?!?!?

Great! I'm already annoyed with the hassle of a blog. Thanks guys!

Pictures of me...I'm awesome

That's me.
See, I am awesome




















That's me and my favorite cousin
and best friend, Shawna. She's doing
intern work for her masters at Cornell.
She's wicked smart and awesome.
What a package. Looks too!










Here's a picture of me and my friend Lauren, falling in love again for the first
time at the playground.

" The first time I looked into your eyes, I cried. Do you remember the first time.........."





























I've always loved trees and heres proof.
"Shhhhut-up tree...Shannon's here."





Here's a picture of me and my brothers.
You can tell by our poses that we are a crime fighting family. The tall one is my brother, Brian, he...well...doesn't do much. The shorter brother, Patrick, charms the ladies. And I, Shannon, perform magic at children's parties. All the while, we are keeping the world safe. We aren't doing so well.




Here I am at an art museum in. Van Gogh is freaking me out and possibly possessing my body. Hence the red eyes.














Lauren and I playing on swings. Lauren making
one of her funniest faces I've ever seen.










That's my fat cat Meena. She's ah...real laid-back.